Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

Bend over and I'll show ya

What you do to your girl when she says "What should we do tonight?"

Girl: What should we do tonight?
Bend over and I'll show ya

by KillingMySelf October 2, 2016