ben drowned

A BADASS creepypasta. Has hipster tendencies but will beat your ass at a video game. Afraid of water and features in graphic jeffxben yaoi. Haunts a majoras mask cartridge. Created by youtube user Jadusable in 2009. You shouldn't have done that.

"Hey look at him go!"
"Yeah hes such a BEN drowned, he completed GTA V in less than a week"
"Wait does he have blood coming from his ey-"
*dead*

ben drowned by RiseLikeAPhoenix October 14, 2013

BEN drowned

A creepypasta written by youtuber jadusable. The pasta revolves around the game released 9 years before, the legend of zelda, majoras mask. The story basically tells about the author. Looking for new games, N64 games in general. He just so happens to find one at a yard sale from an elderly man. The creepyness starts after he tries the game in his new N64. The game had been played, he could tell, there was a file under the name BEN. The game goes crazy, jumpscares of some of the games characters appear, even a tune from the game, the song of healing, is played backwards to frighten him. The save files are also messed up. They start to say things like, your turn, ben drowned in separate files, ect. The game had huge glitches and gave him nightmares, it talked to him. It told him of a website, clevwrbot.com, in which he could communicate with this "ben" fellow. It turned out that "ben" had drowned. But in the end, all ben wanted was to be set free.

Hey, did you ever get to read that Zelda pasta, BEN Drowned?

Wow, lots of people are on Cleverbot, trying to find the truth behind BEN.

BENS mottos appear to be, You shouldn't have done that, and one thay actually was not his own, but that of the happy mask salesman.

BEN drowned by BENS Headphones February 24, 2015

Ben drowned

A creepypasta that i think is the most scary one, a boy named tom wins a nintendo 64 but he has only one game, super smash bros 64, he find a old man that give him a cartdrige of zelda majora's mask, buf with no cover, when he plays the game strange things starts to happen, he records with his notebook to put on youtube, but when he plugs in the notebook, a site opens and someone talk to him, the text says that he are named ben, and he dronwed and his ghost haunts the game, and he says you should'n have done that. Then tom helps ben to be famous in the youtube and making his dad that drowned him suffer.

There are some videos on the youtube such as ben.avi, dronwed.mp3, and others, but they are all fake.
Ben drowned is scary.

Ben drowned by Matheus 3511 October 17, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022