Bellport Middle School

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Bellport Middle School . It’s a gay ass school in Long Island that poisons kids with the toxic school lunch food . It sucks . Also ,, this is a historical school where protesters stand outside naked . But honestlyyy .. the fight are lowkey fire ... but I mean yeah it sucks . Plus ,, all the kids can smd with their irrelevant asses . Don’t be surprised if you walk in and you see a bunch of high kids walking around the hallways . And in this school , you can find drug dealers in the bathroom ! Yay !

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Bellport Middle School by You mother July 24, 2019

Bellport Middle School

A school where people like Mr. Mac should just stop blowing fucking whistles into microphones to get us to shut the hell up bc NEWS FLASH it doesnt fucking work bitches! also, do you want to die? well say no more! bc this school has the best menu to choose your very last fucking bowl of crap. Hooray!!!! on the other hand, if u want to eat uncooked cookies in home ed, you can! you have no other choice but to eat them and puke ur fucking guts out! and this is a special message to Ms. Garcia..... FUCKING QUIT NO ONE WANTS U AS A TEACHER OK?! GOODBYE!

student: how come i can't go to D.C.?
another student: BC WE GO TO BELLPORT MIDDLE SCHOOL, THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND.

Bellport Middle School by dino plant November 2, 2019

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bellport middle school is where all the 7th graders are treeshes and suck mad dick , but some of the 8th graders are sexy asf ( javi , cj , jesse , and a lot of other guys ) but besides that everyone smokes nic and weed :)

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bellport middle school by šhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 24, 2019

Bellport middle school

Welcome to bellport middle school where teachers like ms Garcia tell students to off themselves for missing assignments. Known for its naked protesters and now the district owing 5.9 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!! You will see kids fighting on the daily over some ugly ass boy. Principal Dr colson who couldn’t be bothered to actually do his job, just there for the paycheck. Teachers who bully students and put students at risk of their safety 🥰

You go to bellport middle school?

How’s your mental state probably shitty

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

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