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When your cousin/brother sleeps with your girlfriend or baby mama
Fuck that guy, he Blair'd me.
Blair'd by Ethan Moonshine October 3, 2020

Blair’d 

Getting Blair’d” means getting so wrecked and drunk that you lose all sense of direction, can’t see straight, and eventually pass out.
To define an example of being Blair’d would be falling asleep on a train for hours, with everyone thinking you’re missing.
Blair’d by Blair’d November 14, 2024

Dennis Blair 

Dennis Blair is an awesome rock band promoter at Universal Republic Records. VP of Alternative Rock Promotion. Best known for bands he worked with like Jack Johnson, 3 Doors Down, Anberlin, Kings of Leon, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Alanis Morisette, Flobots and more. Dennis also worked for RCA, Geffen and Maverick Records. Great ear for talent.
Dennis Blair is the guy to know in the music industry.
Dennis Blair by RISDartist October 28, 2010

Dirty Blair 

When eating out your spouse after ejaculating in them, usually followed by vomiting.
She was still keen so I gave her a dirty Blair after smashing her box in.
Dirty Blair by Hpatps March 28, 2020

Daniel Blair

Daniel Blair is one of the most UNDERRATED song artists of all time.
John: Hey! Have you heard Daniel Blair's song Fine yet?
Joe: No, but I will now!
Daniel Blair by clacko January 2, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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