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being fucked 

a dickhead moves up, down, left, right in a body's holes.
I am being fucked so hard now the fucker's dick fell off.

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn 

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

Skull Fucked the Bering Strait

Nigel, you seem to be wearing white shoes. It is past Labour Day!

Oh bothers Greggory, I seem to have skull fucked the Bering Strait.

Indeed so!