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Someone who never stops annoyin a person n tries 2 beg 2 be a friend or for attention n ting ugetme! Basically its worse den a bugaboo
(Mobile convo)
Begger: HIII AGAIN BRUV
Man dem: Err why u keep callin me 4?
Begger: Dunno but neway wat u up2
Man dem: U asked me dat be4 man!
Begger: Seeeeen
(Man dem hangs up on d begger)
begger by Baby S January 22, 2005
a fucking loser who is dumb as fuck and can’t find a job if ur homeless suck a dick fag
begged sucks a begger cock
begger by richard hardcock October 13, 2019

Begger with a stick 

Hobo: excuse me sir can you help me out, im starving.
Guy: sure (hans him a quarter).
Hobo: man give me five dollars at least, wtf can i buy with a fucken quarter.
Guy: your not in need, your a fucken Begger with a stick.

BEGGER SEX 

To wrap a note of choice round your manhood and have a tramp remove it with his mouth comitting begger sex
Had a spare fiver in my pocket and got the urge on the way home from the pub felt like a bit of begger sex
BEGGER SEX by AVIT March 11, 2007

Begger's Canyon Bullseye 

A Begger's Canyon Bullseye is when you jerk someone off onto another persons asshole.
So, last Thursday me, a mynock and a wookie were getting hot and heavy. Ended up getting a Begger's Canyon Bullseye.

fart begger 

One who asks a friend to wave their fart over to themselves.
Josh was a fart begger asking to smell Jordan's stinky farts
fart begger by Josh and Jordan September 15, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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