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A single, though sexually active "straight" man from San Francisco. He obliges in insulting pundits like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter, while incessantly wanking to Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11. Upon discovery of his Michael Moore fetish, the BeFell has since retreated into the forests of Nevada.
BeFell hates America, especially the crazy Mormons.
befell by concernedcitizen March 28, 2005
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1.) A target for all the idiots on Newgrounds to practise Rational American Thinking away from their homes on the NG BBS.

2.) Somebody with an opinion which is actually thought out and considered, with facts and other stuff like that behind it. No wonder Rational American Thinkers are so desperate to trash him on this site...
1.) "BeFell wanks while watching Michael Moore documentaries!!!"

2.) Search on the NG BBS and note the lack of flame wars and general bullshit.
befell by OD Smith March 30, 2005
This guy is a befell
Befell by Befellcreator August 5, 2021

bekellyful 

becca is not bekellyful
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Gruzzo Benelli 

Gruzzo Benelli (or simply Gruzzo) is earth's most wanted criminal. No one really knows who this guy is, but everyone knows about the legendary google meet hijack he did back in 2020. If someone says that they know who G. B. is, they are 100% cappin'.
Me: yo do you remember about the infamous 2020 hijack that Benelli did?
Masterga: yeah, totally man, that dude is a legend
Or
Person 1: im Gruzzo Benelli
Me & everyone else: stop cappin' and kys
Gruzzo Benelli by Gruzzo benelli February 17, 2022
1. Best gun money can buy
2. Spits extra virgin olive oil
3. Doesn't jam(unlike Remington's)
He is such a benelli. A sexy, handsome, and reliable man. Or he is so benelli in the room. So amazing and always reliable in bed.
benelli by Benelli November 10, 2013