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Beet Red 

When you pull the skin of a circumcised penis up around the head and squeeze so that the head of the penis is visible and turns beet red.
Billy: Hey Gary check this out! *shows Gary his beet red*
Gary: You fucking chode, that’s some dope ass beet red! Check mine out!
Beet Red by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019

Beet Red 

When something is just so embarrassing, your face turns beet red.
I fell during commencements.

"It was Beet Red"
Beet Red by freddie890 December 2, 2009

beet red diva 

A gay man who takes viagra so his face turns red.
Steven took some viagra before going to the bathhouse, and he duck walked in like a beet red diva.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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