Beer Wizard 

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

Beer Wizard by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

beer wizard 

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's

"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"

beer wizard by panda200 April 18, 2015

Beer Wizard 

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

Beer Wizard by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

Canadian Beer Wizard 

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

Canadian Beer Wizard by anonymous March 17, 2023

beefwizardus

God-Mod and streamer of the Paymoney Wubby community. Also known as Beefwizard

Beefwizardus banned me the other day. What a swell guy

beefwizardus by ChangusKong February 11, 2019