a woman (or man) who, for reasons of paid employment or otherwise, is required to fetch/pour beer for one or more individuals for a defined period of time. Although tasks such as taking away the empties and supplying their master with food are obvious additional duties for a beer b1tch, frequently they may also be required to perform tasks that are not immediately associated with purveying beer e.g. perform stunts or tricks to entertain a drunken crowd, turn a blind eye whilst their own drink is tampered with and, occasionally (usually later in the day/night), provide sexual gratification for his/her master or their nominated representative.
Tom was not looking forward to being a beer bitch at Oktoberfest, it would be bad enough pouring 1 litre steins for BG all day, but the thought of the boys tea-bagging his own stein whilst he had his back turned, was almost too much to bear.
by Big_Greasy October 11, 2010
Stag: Wow, who are those gorgeous girls and what are they doing on our stag do?
Best Man: They're the Beer Bitches- now shush while I tie you to this lamp-post
Best Man: They're the Beer Bitches- now shush while I tie you to this lamp-post
by sheppers April 17, 2011
by heavy April 28, 2003
by jaxin January 23, 2007
by Dedoverde MD June 05, 2007
1) Someone who brings you beer in response to a yelling request.
2) An enabler who promotes your stoner alcoholism by bringing you beer which you are too messed up to retrieve on your own.
2) An enabler who promotes your stoner alcoholism by bringing you beer which you are too messed up to retrieve on your own.
1) "Without my beer bitch I would be horribly sober"
2) "If Kevin were not such a beer bitch we would not invite him over"
2) "If Kevin were not such a beer bitch we would not invite him over"
by Big Black Sexy Daddy H. July 04, 2009
by f-liberals May 24, 2016