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the stupidist thing known to man created by gym teachers (stupidest people known to man, other than the town dunce that is...) to tortue and embarass thier students.
"its the beep test today!"
"i hate my life."
beep test by Jack the Ripper February 21, 2005
1. Human Torture
2. Worst nightmare
3. Used to embarrass yourself in front of your friends
4. Has a voice of a demon
1. Have you done the beep test yet?
Yes, I fainted.
Beep Test by HelloHello12345678 October 24, 2019

the beep test 

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.
"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"
the beep test by yatomeino June 10, 2018

The Beep test 

NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.
PEteach: "Okay guys, time for The Beep test!"
Everyone: "oh no."
The Beep test by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026