The act of two people(usually two people who are romantically involved) angrily arguing but in a way that uses G-rated words so that they don't upset any young children that happen to be listening. They often use this as an excuse to continue fighting instead of going to therapy.
Gina: Flurp you Jared! this is why I played on the swings with your brother and your dad! And your turkey is smaller than both of theirs!
Jared: Gina you pumpernickel! I should have tickled your neck when I had the chance!
Little Timmy: I wish my parents would stop beenarrelling and just go to therapy like normal people
Jared: Gina you pumpernickel! I should have tickled your neck when I had the chance!
Little Timmy: I wish my parents would stop beenarrelling and just go to therapy like normal people
by Derrick from the gas station September 19, 2022