Bedgoer

Someone who can't hang out with you at night because he or she is always going to bed.

J: Hey Rhonda, you wanna catch the new Harry Potter movie tonight? Next show starts at 9pm.

R: (Yawn) Well Josh, I wooooould, but I have to wake up early tomorrow. I should probably, you know, just go to bed.

J, later on, whispering to his other pal Wanda during previews at Harry Potter: Man, Rhonda is such a bedgoer. 9pm and all tucked in. Yeesh.

W: Hey, shhh!! The movie's about to start!

by almos_def July 28, 2011

bedger

An old fella normally called Steve

That Steve is a right old bedger

by Bexi April 4, 2023

bedgerotting

The dying feeling you get on your bed after a long exhausting day.

P1: Sup chat am in bedge after a long day of werk.
P2: am also bedgerotting away

by anonymous August 18, 2025