Bedgoer

Someone who can't hang out with you at night because he or she is always going to bed.

J: Hey Rhonda, you wanna catch the new Harry Potter movie tonight? Next show starts at 9pm.

R: (Yawn) Well Josh, I wooooould, but I have to wake up early tomorrow. I should probably, you know, just go to bed.

J, later on, whispering to his other pal Wanda during previews at Harry Potter: Man, Rhonda is such a bedgoer. 9pm and all tucked in. Yeesh.

W: Hey, shhh!! The movie's about to start!

Bedgoer by almos_def July 28, 2011

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bedger

An old fella normally called Steve

That Steve is a right old bedger

bedger by Bexi April 4, 2023

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Bedgoer • bedger • bedgerotting

bedgerotting

The dying feeling you get on your bed after a long exhausting day.

P1: Sup chat am in bedge after a long day of werk.
P2: am also bedgerotting away

bedgerotting by anonymous August 18, 2025

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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