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bedspring chorus 

The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.
Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.
bedspring chorus by PeeBee February 27, 2004

rusty bedspring 

when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.
Claudia wanted a cleveland steamer but wound up with a rusty bedspring instead.
rusty bedspring by Ninja LOVER June 20, 2008

Bedspring Symphony 

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.
Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.
Bedspring Symphony by jewoobs69 September 25, 2015

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026