bed pan 

a phrase for a woman who puts on a facade to "gold-dig"
shiny, full of crap, and best when dumped.

guy:Yea I know Natalia, shes a bed pan.
dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.

example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others

bed pan by lynzahh4 November 30, 2006

bed pan 

See a pot to piss in

You don't have a bed pan. YEAH!

bed pan by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

bed pan 

A woman who trolls hospitals looking to land a husband, usually a Doctor.
Someone who is shiny and full of crap, best when dumped.

Did you see that new nurse on the 3rd floor?
What a bed pan!

bed pan by titagidge June 24, 2007

bed pan 

bed pan: An entertaining party game in which two players, standing on adjacent beds, try and knock the other player off of the bed. The first player to touch the ground, with any part of his/her body, loses. Usually takes place in the form of a tournament and in the company of friends. Variations can include: Team mode, water and/or vibrating bed mode, and, if so inclined, nude mode.

Wow, Guillaume is the bed pan master!

bed pan by o mastigia December 18, 2005

Bed Pan

When you shit in a girl’s bed and leave it for her to clean up.

Dude, I cracked this sloot the other day, and soiled her cot with this sick, raunchy Bed Pan.

Bed Pan by PapasanChair November 9, 2025

bed pan lazy

To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.

He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!

bed pan lazy by Matthew Newman August 2, 2007

bed pan lazy

So lazy, one would rather poop in a pan than get out of bed.

Matt Newman is bed pan lazy. =)

bed pan lazy by Ghost of Rick James October 13, 2007