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Bed Dead 

Referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of sex with anyone. More specifically with their partner of long standing. (Not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude sex).
"He never wants to have sex with me anymore, he's bed dead." or "We used to have such a hot relationship, but she's just bed dead now."
Bed Dead by Joan1 June 1, 2013
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bed and dead 

when you fuck a person then never speak to them again
Guy:Can i have your number?
Girl: nah bro your just a bed and dead :]

dead bed 

Dead Bed Someone who lacks performance of sexual intercourse in bed.Basically there boring in bed and don't engage in anything else.They're strictly set to do one thing and one thing only.
There's not any fun having a sexual encounter with a dead bed.

Dead bed energy 

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
Dead bed energy by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

dead inna bed 

your so dead tired to the world. you just wanna sleep in your bed unbothered!
"dont bug me, im dead inna bed"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026