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lena (bestie) 

lena is the best of everyone . u cant imagine . and many ppl are jealous of me bc i have her. whoever takes away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out all of ur organs till u suffer . i’ll end u . she is literally the best thing that ever has happened to me. i love her more than anything . we are for each other bc we are both psycho and with mental issues . i’ll soon be meeting her and i wouldn’t wanna go back. i love this girl with my whole heart. Married - January 29th) Met- 26th of september 2020. best bestie , sister, wife , soulmate u could wish for. ily lena see you soon. 💓🌏
i’m not giving lena (bestie) to anyone .
lena (bestie) by lenaswife February 18, 2021

lena (bestie) 

Lena is my wife and only mine. i’m u try to take her away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out every single organ u have in a painful way . i’ll make u suffer till ur end . i will end u like i ended all the toxic bitches for my best friend. she is the best thing that has happened to me in 2020-2021. i’d drown for her. i’m meeting her soon and i know leaving will be painful. i love u lena. know that i’m always right here and i’ll always b there for u . ur my everything . my soulmate my sister my wife everything . Married- January 29th. Met- 26th of September 2020. i know y ppl are jealous of me. bc i have the best person on earth someone could wish for . i love her more than my shoes my new chair . than everyone else . i love u so much lena u can’t imagine
lena (bestie) is mine forever and ever . period
lena (bestie) by lenaswife February 19, 2021

Besties5Ever 

max and chiara are too quirky with their big strong smart gardening baller boxing muscles.
"max and chiara are so quirky! they must be the besties5ever!!!!"
Besties5Ever by tooquirky June 14, 2021

slap your bestie day

october 22- the day you can slap your best friend
ahahaha it’s october 22... it’s slap your bestie dayyy🥳
the people you can trust that are always there for you when you need them the most
my besties are the best people
besties by Macey povey December 30, 2018
The one person you can always count on when shit hits the fan.
"Hey bestie get over here we have a body to bury". Be right there...
Bestie by TripleKMama October 31, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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