Beaverella 

The timeless classic Cinderella, starring a Beaver.

Beaverella is miserable living with her step Beavers.

Her Fairy God Beaver helps her go to the ball.

The Beaver Prince falls in love with Beaverella but she runs off in her BeaverMobile.

He finds her. The end.

Cinderella was good. Beaverella was even gooder.

Beaverella by Nards Eubanks March 13, 2019

Beaverlashed 

Also known as "whipped" by your significant other, but a Canadian version. To be ruled or owned by your spouse.

Guy #1: oh man we should totally go grab some slurpees and throw them at those Bums.
Guy #2: ya sounds like a super fun time....I should probably go home my girlfriend might get worried.
Guy #1: Wow man, you are so Beaverlashed.

Beaverlashed by Justin Seamonster January 15, 2008

beaverland 

Any place with more women than men.

Oh man, this housing community is filled so many girls....total beaverland!

beaverland by Jujurocs May 21, 2008

Beaverslapped 

When one drinks so much liquor that he/she is completely intoxicated and starts to yammer like an idiot.

Jeff drank two 40's and was completely beaverslapped! Dude would not shut the fuck up!

Beaverslapped by Chilliousone April 4, 2011

BeaverCleave 

to cut or slash the vagina with ones teeth

OW you just Beavercleaved me

BeaverCleave by clergy May 6, 2011

Kentucky Beaverslap 

An over-the-top open palm slap of any part of a woman’s vulva. Can also be performed from the rear with low hanging sauna balls.

I had my lady going with a shocker from my left hand, but I threw in a Kentucky beaverslap with the right to really get her juiced.

Kentucky Beaverslap by Benny Badgerman December 12, 2022