Beauty-pire: noun; class mythology- a Beautipire was a creature of immense beauty and she stayed that way forever by draining the beauty of everything around her so that she had no competition . A distant relative to The Fun Vacuum that sucks all fun out of life.
Side note: Offspring of a BEAUTIPRE are known as CUTIEPIRES.
Side note: Offspring of a BEAUTIPRE are known as CUTIEPIRES.
"Zendaya, Ariana Grande, & Taylor Swift were taking a picture in front of an amazing sunset on a beach in Hawaii, when a woman walked by and instantly they all became ugly to me.
She's a BEAUTIPIRE! I didn't think they really existed until today. "
She's a BEAUTIPIRE! I didn't think they really existed until today. "
by IrLEYO February 22, 2023
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"You all look so beautiple together, so happy. A gay little quintette, gently singing in the breeze" - Salad Fingers
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Beautipire
• beauticide
• Beautificent
• beautified
• beautifier
• beautigreat
• beautiphile
• Beautiple
• Beautypie
• Re-beautified.
by U.S. Engineering Association December 18, 2019
Get the Beautypie mug.All girls inevitably commit the self-destructive act of beauti-cide. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, and ignore the input of the opposite sex, women will eventually take matters into their own hands and perform a visual downgrading to their own looks.
Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.
The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.
The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.
Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.
Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.
The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.
The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.
Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.
Guy1: "Hey, did Crystal’s ass balloon overnight?”
Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.
Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.
Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.
Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.
by Lascivious April 19, 2010
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Originally heard from NHL 2002 on PS2. All credit to EA
Originally heard from NHL 2002 on PS2. All credit to EA
by Eddie, A.K.A Edd's. I Skate, So What? Peace July 4, 2004
Get the Beautificent mug.1. "Beautigreat"(adj) is a combination of "beautiful" and "great" which describes a person who is incredibly good-looking and amazingly awesome.
2. "Beautigreat"(noun) is used as a dearly beloved.
2. "Beautigreat"(noun) is used as a dearly beloved.
by Venus974 May 9, 2010
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Renata: Oh nothing, just gonna go get beautified at the salon
Renata: Oh nothing, just gonna go get beautified at the salon
by *Nata* August 9, 2008
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