Matt Beaty is a baseball player currently in the Dodgers organization His talent is unmatched and is undoubtedly better than Barry Bomds in his prime. This is why Matt Beaty is the greatest player of all time.
Friend: “Hey, who’s the GOAT of baseball. Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, or Ken Griffey Jr?”

A very intelligent man: “Matt Beaty”
by MattBeaty>Bonds September 11, 2021
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A large object one can inject into the anus and put the other end into the nipples, erecting the nipples then causing the penis to ejaculate 3 loads of semen
Dan where is my meaty Beaty mcneedy my penis is feeling cold
by AverageTowelEnjoyer July 17, 2022
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To describe someone/thing who looks beat af - a real eyesore.

A play on words with the word “beat” and utilizing “Mc” from McDonald’s for extra emphasis on the level of extreme beatness.
Boy: Damn girl you looking Beaty McBeaty this morning!

Girl: Leave me alone I’m not wearing makeup asshole
by woopsey May 2, 2021
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A extremly beutiful girl who has been through so much but know one knows she is extrmely smart but has bad grades because she cant consitrate because she misses her dad
Wow I miss my Randi Beaty so much

Ya I know I should ask u out
by Army Brat 248 October 25, 2017
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