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beast with two backs 

A man and woman engaged in an act of sexual intercourse. An expression whose usage dates at least as early 1604, being mentioned in Shakespeare's Othello.
Your girlfriend and your bestfriend are making the beast with two backs.
beast with two backs by Lenee January 22, 2007

beast with two backs 

The frightening moaning creature that two people become when they engage in intercourse
Watch a porno and you'll know what I mean. The beast with two backs can even be found in your bedroom or any popular sexual habitat
beast with two backs by Marisha A January 23, 2007

the beast with two backs 

When a man and a woman are having sex face-to-face they become the Beast with two backs
Come back to my place baby and we can make the Beast with two backs
the beast with two backs by ben-wa November 12, 2016

makin the beast with two backs 

Face to face Sex... Yeahhhh Baaaaaaby

to make the beast with two backs 

Kind of joke. When twoo people are having sex, it looks like a beast with two backs

Beast with two Backaches 

Old people sex!
When we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less "ooh" and "ahh" than "crack" and "help".
Credit Chris Onstad
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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