Beast machine 

Noun: A term coined by online gamers meaning someone who is (or thinks they are) very good at what they are doing. Usually used in a sarcastic way to name someone who is terrible at what they are doing.

Wow, that guy with zero kills is a fucking beast machine.

Beast machine by TekJanson July 1, 2009

beast machine 

A simple exclamation used in the place of "fuck" or "shit" or any other curse spoken in frustrating circumstances. It doesn't have any particular background or meaning so it may be used repeatedly without the risk of offending anyone.

1
*drops vase on the floor*
"BEAST MACHINE!!! Mom's gonna kill me!"
2
*stubbs toe*
" Argghhhh BEAST MACHINE !!!"

beast machine by ObsessiveMoosery July 29, 2006

Machine Beast

Somebody who is way awesomer than a Beast

DUDE 1: Dude Mark Davis is a F'N Machine Beast!!!
DUDE 2: F*CK YEAH What a Machine Beast!!!

Machine Beast by Machine Beast November 24, 2009

beast machines 

A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

beast machines by bluemuffin May 20, 2009

Blast Machine Gun 

A gun used by Vincent in Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII. It has the ability to kick back an opponent so you have time to do something. If you continously fire they they do a funny dance in the air. They do as much damage as the normal machine gun Griffon.

Vincent: Hey, lets try out this new gun.
Random Soldier: He's over here!
(Vincent pulls out BLAST MACHINE GUN and fires)
Random Soldiers: WTF?!
BOOM. all die.
Vincent: ... sweet.

Blast Machine Gun by Fragment Chaos November 4, 2006

Beat machine 

A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.

Cindy broke my beat machine when she dumped me.

Beat machine by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018

Beat Machine 

A large facillitation of physical damage using blunt objects on a target or targets.

It's a fuckowitz for a hugabitch in the Beat Machine.

Beat Machine by MoFugly(R) December 15, 2004