the bearded lady

this is when you are doing the chili dog surprise and the fork in the road at the same time, this will in turn climb up the womans jaw line giving the effect of having a beard.

Oh man, I was with this chick last night and i was giving her the chili dog surprise and she liked it so much she kept her head down and she looked like the bearded lady.

by penh October 09, 2009

Bearded Lady

pubic hair applied from a mans genitle area onto the womans face.

You jizz on the girls face and then shave your pubes and apply pubic hairs to her face. Hence bearded lady

by Erik Largo Hansen March 04, 2011

bearded lady

a lesbian, when they eat hairy pussy it looks like they have a beard

Rosie O'donnel is a bearded lady, as is Ellen Degeneras.

by ThatsWhatsUp April 11, 2008

Bearded Lady

A vagina. Particularly a hairy one.

When Kanye did what he did to Taylor Swift at the VMA's, I wanted to kick him in the bearded lady.

by CircusFreak[; September 14, 2009

Bearded Ladies

A term given to the oddly dressed gent sporting a beard and a well maintained ladylike bun type hairstyle.

Wow there is lots of bearded ladies at the shopping center today, is the circus in town.

by S F R June 05, 2015

bearded lady

A name given to an overweight male who has a set of man boobs and a beard.

"Check out the tits on that guy over there"

"Yeah man, he looks more like a bearded lady!"

by Live4TheWeekend January 08, 2008

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004