boner beard

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.
by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018
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Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.
I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.
by KrallTheWarriorKing July 07, 2022
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