Beard baby

1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.

2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above

P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby

Beard baby by the Coventry April 27, 2010

Beard Baby

Babies with beards. Once there was a secret orphanage of bearded babies in Holland, and the Brothers Grimm based "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on that, which Disney consequentially stole from them, after which some cartoon porno (not hentai, necessarily) stole that version and made it pervy.

Girls can have the deformity too.

And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.

Drunk 17 year old pregnant: Is it a boy?

Doctor: It's a girl.

Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!

Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.

D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...

BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.

Beard Baby by lil kalki October 16, 2008

baby beard 

When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard

When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!

baby beard by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

Baby Beard 

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

Baby Beard by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Booger Bear Baby 

A girl that belongs to Colby that has a nice ass and no one else can touch

Damn did you see that booger bear baby

Booger Bear Baby by $paigejourdy January 16, 2021

Baby bear

Is closely related with a rare malay species named Amir Redza. Charming guy with amazing personality and small eyes. Always have that wow factor effect. Pretty much adorable,huggable and anything that associate with the word 'cute' — yet is still manly. You would want to meet this kind of person in your life.

I love and appreciate my baby bear. He is a keeper. One of a kind guy that you would want to be close with.

Baby bear by Sheeppie April 3, 2019

Baby Bear's Porridge 

A term used to describe something that is "Just Right."

After looking at many coats today, I found one that was Baby Bear's Porridge, so I bought it!

Baby Bear's Porridge by Dilicious October 27, 2009