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Beard Rock

A little-known form of music originating in the 1990's as a throwback acknowledgement to the early folk rockers, (i.e. Bob Dylan, Crosby Stills & Nash, etc. ). This style of music often falls under the label Indie or Folk or Indiefolk, and is very prevalent in the Pacific Northwest. Signed artists mostly belong to Sub Pop Records, a label from Seattle, Washington. Songs are laden with references to nature and personal philosophy of all aspects. The difference from regular indie/folk music is that each group tends to sport facial hair, styles including but not limited to: the chin curtain, Grizzly Adams, mutton/lambchops, or any other generally considered "unkempt" look. These artists emphasize the importance of the environment, overall camaraderie and independent thinking, making Henry David Thoreau look like a demigod. Examples of bands are: Fleet Foxes, Midlake, The Decemberists, Band of Horses, Mojave 3 and many more. One thing is for sure though, the beard is key to defining Beard Rock.
Fleet Foxes singing 'round a campfire in the woods: Pallid animals in the snow tipped pines, I find
Hatching from the seed of your thin mind, all night?

Astounded observer: Their music is thoughtful and catchy, and their beards rival that of Plato!

Other observer: Gotta love that Beard Rock.
by bennedictus February 28, 2010
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Newbie Board Punk Rock (NBPR)

A geeky, loser Reg form of punk in which the person constantly pushes the normal punk's buttons.
Man, you really did that? That is SO Newbie Board Punk Rock!
by Dorian Star July 5, 2004
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Bard College at Simon's Rock

A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.
Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!
by damnthemall July 5, 2010
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rocking a beard

gotta be bangin to rock a beard, if you aren't bangin, then just don't bother
"wow he isn't rocking a beard, he isn't banging"
by hotnotsovirginmelissa. December 22, 2008
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Bear Rocks

Bear Rocks, Pennsylvania. Bear Rocks is an unincorporated community and census-designated place in Bullskin Township, Fayette County, Pennsylvania, United States. Its is located along the south side of Pennsylvania Route 31 in northern Fayette County, on the western slope of Chestnut Ridge.
Bear Rocks is the most beautiful place on earth
by Beanuh March 20, 2017
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bearsrock93

Roblox GOD, they get called a furry quite often, has the figure of a jojo bow, *heart eyes*, will for sure call you out if you vote her out in survivor, isn't very good at bee simulator but tries her darn tootin best, you can also catch her on murder mystery asking if anyone has the rainbow knife
You can catch her on survivor, murder mystery 2, bee swarm simulator, and any tycoon where you can kill people and fly
omg is that bearsrock93? I'm quaking
by bearsrock93 September 14, 2019
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Beardcocking

A man with nothing but a beard and a cock and all the confidence in the world.
She loves it when I Jump out of the shower beardcocking it all the way to the bed room like I'm on a good Sunday stroll.
by Redbeard270 January 17, 2021
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