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Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.
“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”
by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025
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Panda Bear Madness Minute

When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.
"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"

(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)
by Ramblaron August 21, 2006
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