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Beard boner 

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.
I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

boner beard 

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.
boner beard by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018

bear boner 

That guy had a bear boner
bear boner by RetroGaming January 11, 2018

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026