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Bear's Ass 

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
Bear's Ass by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass 

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

Bears Ass and Cabbage

A sarcastic remark when one asks what is there to eat.
John: "Whats for super?"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"

sassy bear 

A sassy bear is a wild crazy creature mainly located in the eastern part of the US. A sassy bear is a very hungry obese white creature that does not like to be told what to do. If you ever come across a sassy bear beware. They are unlike anything you have ever crossed. 🐻
Oh shit! I think that is a sassy bear !
sassy bear by Lisielu April 7, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004