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Bean stock 

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.
Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!
Bean stock by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022
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Jackin the Bean stock 

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.
I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...

Jackin' the bean stock 

When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.
Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.

Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle 

A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles. A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles.
Jim and I were at the bar and I asked him " Have you ever had a finger in your butt during sex? He said no. I asked if he knew of the Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle? He said, no. I whispered it in his ear. We left the bar to head back to my place. "

Beatstock 

Originating from the word "beat" meaning stupid, ugly, or any number of insults
That girl is beatstock, she creeps me out
Beatstock by Kcrown December 12, 2015

Jacking the beanstock 

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.
Jacking the beanstock by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

beanstock 

Noun: Throw up.

Verb: The act of throwing up on another person.
"Did you hear, Ar beanstocked on Josh?"

"Yeah! He threw up all over his head!"
beanstock by We gu? February 15, 2017