To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.
"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
by Dassah December 23, 2016
Jimmy asked Suzy to get into the fetal position after he took off his pants, so that he could perfmorm a quality bean fuck
by El Windsoro April 11, 2006
fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it!
by oldie oldskins October 23, 2003
by Conformist April 1, 2003
Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!
Steve: What? Fuck beans!
by Jon July 2, 2004
Prescription medicine designed to allow men to achieve a state of arousal. Such prescriptions are given to those who are impotent for one reason or another.
by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003
Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.
Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk
by Muse_Luver October 29, 2009