bean burger

A bean burger is a joke referring to the vagina. The bean referring to the clitoris and the burger referring to the labia. It is most commonly used to offend someone (usually a girl) by saying they like bean burgers and therefore saying they are a lesbian.

'Hey Ashley'

'Hey Michael'

'So what's up? Do you still like bean burgers or can we hook up?'

by Pollypants1 April 30, 2014

beans and burgers

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC

and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers

by legitbaldmartinonyt September 23, 2019

Bean Spirit Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with beans

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bean Spirit Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Bean burger

1. A burger with a patty made from beans
2. A lighter term for an idiot or stupid person

1. I’m having a bean burger for dinner tonight.

2. You absolute bean burger!

by underscore that September 17, 2023

Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Black bean burger

When a woman is looking to eat out a man's ass, but only prefers men who are of African American and/or Hispanic/Latino background.

Used in a sentence: "Damn, that brother has got some serious behind. That's a juicy black bean burger!"

by Jenningswriter March 25, 2017

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024