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bean burger 

A bean burger is a joke referring to the vagina. The bean referring to the clitoris and the burger referring to the labia. It is most commonly used to offend someone (usually a girl) by saying they like bean burgers and therefore saying they are a lesbian.
'Hey Ashley'

'Hey Michael'

'So what's up? Do you still like bean burgers or can we hook up?'
bean burger by Pollypants1 April 30, 2014
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Bean burger 

1. A burger with a patty made from beans
2. A lighter term for an idiot or stupid person
1. Iโ€™m having a bean burger for dinner tonight.

2. You absolute bean burger!
Bean burger by underscore that September 17, 2023

Bean Burger 

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina
"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"
Bean Burger by Portajew January 28, 2024

bean burger juice 

Beans and burgers blended and itโ€™s the retard himself(morgz)โ€™s favourite drink! (apart from his mums booby milk of course)
baldy: do you want some bean burger juice morgan?
morgan: yes daddy, i do.
bean burger juice by meecrowahvey December 31, 2020

Black bean burger

When a woman is looking to eat out a man's ass, but only prefers men who are of African American and/or Hispanic/Latino background.
Used in a sentence: "Damn, that brother has got some serious behind. That's a juicy black bean burger!"

Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole
Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

Bean Spirit Burger 

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with beans
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bean Spirit Burger, you should try it!"