beaded curtain 

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.

beaded curtain by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011

Beaded Curtain 

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.

Beaded Curtain by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011

Beaded Curtain 

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

Beaded Curtain by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011

Beaded Curtain 

A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show

Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.

Beaded Curtain by GP and the Fergs July 1, 2011

beaded curtain 

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

beaded curtain by gmFuzy July 1, 2011

Beaded Curtain 

First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.

it was some crazy beaded curtain last night

Beaded Curtain by mister knows nothing July 25, 2011

beaded curtain 

An act similar to [teabagging], but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.

I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!

beaded curtain by Arcxjo July 2, 2011