Beached whale

A term for someone whos been boozed up

Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.

This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.

by TheObsure February 18, 2015

Beached whale

When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!

"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009

beached whale

When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.

Last time I used Gabe's bathroom I left a gnarly beached whale.

by wigwam69 September 09, 2006

beach whale

a fat woman who wears a tiny bikini.

Damn son! look at that beach whale over there!

by RockinClueless November 14, 2004

beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

by ricemond December 06, 2003