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Beach Wale 

A person who's second name is beach and has the body mass of a wale. Someone who should use the schools facilities to benefit them selfs i.e stop using the kitchen facilities and start using the MPH...
Student: Hey miss beach

Miss Beach: Can't you see I'm eating double chocolate super size me cake???

Student: but thats my birthday cake

Miss Beach: well its confiscated now (nom nom nom burpppsss)....

Student: Stupid Beach Wale
Beach Wale by Beach Wale Hater July 25, 2011
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Beachwalker 

Is the a name for someone who is holding out on having sex as they want to be in a serious relationship. Similar to celibacy but incorrect as marriage isn't necessary. Doesn't mean you are not interested in having sex.
"Yeah dude she's all over me but she just won't have sax with me, no matter how romantic the dates are"
"Sounds like a beachwalker"
Beachwalker by UrbanOxford December 11, 2016