Bazooki 

A small, kawaii Asian girl who's username was Baozi3 and because of a Latino was gifted with the nickname Bazooki that stuck with her for the rest of her life

A: Did you see Bazooki?
B: You mean that small Asian girl?
A: Yea

Bazooki by Bazooki August 1, 2017

Bazooki'd 

The first case of being Bazooki'd, originally said by remotelogin on 05/15/2023 at 1:10 AM, was when velentiums destiny 2 solo speedrun of the first contact mission, got absolutely shit on by 18 seconds, leaving velentium spiritually, mentally, and physically distraught. The term is properly used when a run is beaten by a large amount of time.

Dude your run just got bazooki'd on.

Bazooki'd by velentium August 28, 2023

Bazooki'd 

The first case of being Bazookid, originally said by remotelogin on 05/15/2023 at 1:10 AM, was when velentiums destiny 2 solo speedrun of the first contact mission, got absolutely shit on by 18 seconds, leaving velentium spiritually, mentally, and physically distraught. The term is properly used when a run is beaten by a large amount of time.

Dude, you just got Bazooki'd on

Bazooki'd by velentium August 28, 2023

reverse bazooka 

to have stealthy anal sex

dude, they totally did the reverse bazooka in the back of his truck at the drive-in, right next to their friends!

reverse bazooka by Matt Demm has diabetes August 11, 2009

bajookieland 

A country-continent undiscovered until content creator, Tony Zaret, brought awareness to it. It is located between North America and Europe and ruled by an empress. The empress of Bajookieland has mandated that no one other than her is allowed to drink water on Wednesdays, commonly referred to as "No Water Wednesdays." Popular foods include Bajookanese salad and grum-grum, which Bajookanese dads always burn.

Paul: Hey, want to go to Bajookieland? I heard they have really good grum grum!
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.

bajookieland by monsoon69 June 23, 2022

Flaming Bazooka 

Typically when one is sick is when a flaming bazooka occurs. It is when, you both vomit and diarrhea at the same time. Smart people use a a toilet and trash can. The less advanced use only a toilet.

I was so sick the other day, and I turned into a flaming bazooka. I didn't know if I should have chosen the toilet or the trashcan.

Flaming Bazooka by winnerswin March 3, 2011

Bazooka Wormhole 

A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.

A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.

Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka

Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"

The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.

Bazooka Wormhole by CantinaDan January 19, 2010