battyclat

A person who behaves in a retarded manner

U going on like a battyclat

by anonymous November 11, 2023

Battyclat

A person who behaves in a retarded manner

U goin on like a battyclat

by Frogboiii November 11, 2023

Battyclaat

An object that you wipe your butt/bottom with. Usually found in a kitchen. Battyclaat is made out of cotton and clay.

Can you pass me the Battyclaat please?

by Eternal Despair January 11, 2021

Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)

An amalgam of the word 'batty' (Jamaican Patois for 'butt', 'arse', 'ass', 'bum'; and 'clunge' a relatively new term for 'vagina', gaining possible popularity as it's not necessary to sensor like the full on version of the word 'c*nt'.

Together the words making 'battyclunge' refer 2 a submissive anal sexual act, possibly gay-related cuss yet again. Literally meaning 'mansnatch' 'ass-screwing hole', it calls out on a person's doormat tendencies, as in 'bending over' for anything, being a mug 2 oneself, letting others pull a fast one over you and hussle you.

what he sold you was rubbish, and you paid top whack? you Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)! You've been mugged off!

by CaroVorona October 21, 2010

Battyclava

An all encompassing and particularly heavy shit engulfing someones face.

I shat so heavy that I gave the bitch a battyclava.

by DJSF April 1, 2010

battyatrics

A word of Jamaican origin formed by the contraction of the words "batty" and "theatrics". Although contrary to is literal meaning of "a theatrical act of gayness", "battyatrics" can be defined as an act or event either slightly or extraordinarily foolish (as if shamefully theatrically performed) consequently conveying an air of discontent to all present or involved. This words can be used interchangeably with the derogatory saying: "That was gay."

ex1
Employee 1: Did you see that shit the boss pulled at work today?

Employee 2: Yeah playa, that shit was pure battyatrics! **add jamaican (or Jafakan if it sounds poor) accent for effect**

ex2
That was gay or That was pure battyatrics

by duttydreadd December 7, 2010

battyslag

Someone that is both a batty and a slag, derives from the two words gay and whore. Often Battyslag's are found annoying people that are having a good day, questioing their career choices and generally being a pain in the arse. To get rid of a battyslag, simply give them a slap as they are extremely sensitive to being touched.

"Do you know this boy called Liam Connelly??" , "Yes I know him, he is a battyslag"

by Liam Connelly June 10, 2009