Battle Tank 

When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.

Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.

Battle Tank by Richard Moose March 8, 2018

battle tank 

A thick, busty girl with a hard personality. Also see Swamp Donkey.

Watch out for the battle tanks.

battle tank by James February 23, 2003

tank battle 

When you simulataneously jerk off two guys at once, using their joysticks in a similar fashion to the 1980's video game of the same name.

I walked in to my girlfriend's dorm room and she was playing tank battle with two guys from the hockey team.

tank battle by ChillWill October 10, 2013

Battletask 

verb. To battletask.
Participle. battletasking

Battletask is used to describe the action of completing a task in an epic way like a skilled warrior massacres his opponents in battle. The term is used when one feels very confident in their ability to succeed at the task and that the completion of the task will be epic.

A: "Hey, what's up?"
B: "Battletasking my homework, bitches!"

"I'm gonna battletask this shit!"

"This assignment doesn't stand a chance, dude! I can't wait to battletask it!"

Battletask by supernova4 February 28, 2011

Remuera Battletank 

New Zealand slang for a large SUV named for an expensive suburb of Auckland.

"A Remuera Battltank was parked in front of me, filling up of gas. The driver asked me if I wanted to pull up and share the pump, and when I said 'yes" he said 'Tough Cheese, inbred.'"

Remuera Battletank by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004