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battery low 

one of three situations that smartphone users (regardless you're using iPhone, android, blackberry, windows phone etc) never ever wish to see. another two is low wifi signal and loading moving circle.
Guy A: dude I gonna to check my Facebook whasapp twitter Google blah blah blah.......huh! battery low! I didn't bring my backup battery!
Guy B: hahahahahaha you fail!
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BATTERY LOW 

When you're having sex and literally about to nut, but you feel your body giving up failing. A common side effect is the screaming of the words "BATTERY LOW" followed by your partner yelling back "Char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE".
Cayde: Argh fuck BATTERY LOW!
Mara: Don't worry babe! char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE"
Cayde: Let's get this shit
BATTERY LOW by Silly sausage January 29, 2022

Battery Low 

the message im being hit with so see ya later bro
Battery Low, can't talk.

Low-battery measures 

When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.
A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."
Low-battery measures by Peter324 December 12, 2013

My battery is low 

It means it is starting to get dark and people will be sad.
“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.”
My battery is low by Opportunity February 16, 2019

low battery day 

This is a perfect song for a low battery day.

my battery is low 

the graceful way to get out of an awkward cell phone conversation.
Johnny: So uhm...yea. Ahh. Do you like...the Beatles?
You: Woops! Sorry, my battery is low. See you tomorrow