Bat Dad

A loud, obnoxious parent at a kids' little league game who gets into verbal and physical altercations with the opposing team's parents (often due to drunkenness). They have delusions of grandeur that their kid is the hero of his or her team, and that all other little league teams pale in comparison to theirs.

Bat Dad: "Oh yeaaaah! OH YEAAAAHHHH!!! South Park is goin' doooown!Feel it comin'! You ain't got a chance, South Park! Here we go, Denver, here we go! Huh, huh! There ain't no way some little mountain kids can beat Denver, not with MY son on second base!"

Bat Dad by Meatballs James April 23, 2009

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Bat Daddy

Simply a Chase. Born bat, but earns the right to be daddy.

Wow bro! You see that bat daddy walk by?!

Bat Daddy by Batdaddy69 August 18, 2019

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batdad

a viner who wore a batman mask and harrassed his kids with it with a batman voice

nanana batdad

batdad by Not a funny guy March 7, 2022

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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