bassturd

A combination between a bastard, a turd and an asshole.

That bassturd just ate my shit!

bassturd by ASSHOLE! July 9, 2004

Bassturd

1. A person who is acting like a jerk
2. A large piece of shit that’s shaped like a bass fish

That guy is bassturd for treating u like this you can do better than him

Fuck him he’s a bloody bassturd

Bassturd by Klinkhammer July 1, 2019

bassturd

Originally from the word bastard, this new word was coined in order to avoid the connotations of lacking a father, since friends will often come to respect each other's fathers (not always). This version does not lose its negative connotation. It basically means small and insignificant, as in something you are able to let slide. But like the excrement from bass, when too much of it builds up, it gets pretty annoying. Comically used between close friends.

Ah man don't make me listen to this crappy country song again, ya bassturd

bassturd by Carlos Saldana April 13, 2004

bassturd

qaxtar on totse was the first documented person to use this

"Damn we am teh 133713s7 bassturd's

bassturd by painkiller March 18, 2005

Rat Basturd

Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.

Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.

Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.

Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!

Rat Basturd by skypie November 20, 2011

Bassturbation 

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.

Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'

Bassturbation by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

basstard 

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.

"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"

basstard by Darren C July 21, 2008