Basket of Weaving

A situation in which someone has intentionally created a drama storm to which is referred to as the "basket of weaving"

The dramatic exerts of a "puppet master" making all the little puppets dance to his/her rhythm... the rhythm of basket weaving

1:Girl - "I need you to talk to my friend for me, I think she's mad at me for sleeping with her boyfriend"
You - "...don't add me to your basket of weaving"

2:Boy - "Jon said he saw you steal from my house..dude, whats up?"
You - "Jon is weaving us into a basket because he's jealous of our friendship"

by ElectricianOfUrMom October 5, 2009

Basket Weaving

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.

Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.

by gammaradiation March 9, 2017

basket weaving

Masterbating technique with both hands and your fingers interlaced.

I was at a boring party, so i decided to start basket weaving for entertainment.

by Basket Weaver May 23, 2006

Basket-weaving

The process of manually weaving baskets.

Dale Gribble wasn't very good at basket-weaving, so he quit.

by goldenchocolate December 28, 2010

basket weaving

When a slut bag uses both her hands in an up and down spiral motion to jerk off the PENIS

I will basket weave your ardavrk until the foreskin falls off.

by Balzar May 10, 2005

basket weave

A sexual move performed by one's own or a lucky partner. The move is started by ones own hands conjoined to form a basket. This interlock of hands are then cradled around the shaft of a penis. The movement is a weave like fashion coining the term basket weave

oh shit my bitch basket weaved my dick last night

I got my basket weave on

by Crayton McDaniels September 21, 2009

basket weaving

When two people are having sex and their pubic hair get tangeled together.

Me and my wife had sex and ended up basket weaving.

by T.R.O.R April 14, 2011