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Base Jumper

A Base Jumper Is An Affectionate Term Used For A Girl Who Sucks Cock All The Way To The Base...... This Term Is Only Used For Girls Who Have Talent & Technique..... No Hen Pecking Here........ Maximum Points Are Awarded For Not Gagging & Also The Rate Of Speed The Base Jump Is Performed At.
Look At Those Two Over There...... You Know The Blonde One On The Left Is A Fireman" (Only Into Helmet)..... Yeah But Dont Worry Man, I Know That Brunette On The Right, & She's A Champion "Base Jumper" Bruv
Base Jumper by Thugz Cuny December 8, 2010
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base jumper

noun. a person in a relationship that jumps to the next base on every encounter with their partner.

i.e. if the couple only meets up once a week, first week includes making out, next week is hand job, week after is oral, and week after that is home base.

-usually most common in relationships were one does not see another for long periods of time
She got dumped again? Mann, the only way you can keep those kind of relationships going is if you're a base jumper.

What??! Already??
Sorry, I'm kind of a base jumper.
base jumper by crackkbaby March 12, 2008

base jumper

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.
Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?
base jumper by MrKoi June 1, 2007

Reluctant base jumper 

Kissing cousin of the Snowplow. Aqain knocking her elbows out while performing doggy style, then driving her right off the edge of the bed.
I was snowplowing her when all of a sudden I realized i was quickly running out of runway. Before I knew it, KERSPLAT, right off the edge of the bed. I never met such a reluctant base jumper.

basejumper 

A B.A.S.E. Jumper is a person that has received sufficient information, instruction, training and supervision to allow them to complete each jump, at a graded site within their level of ability, free of injury and damage to equipment and/or property.
The basejumper displayed excellent canopy control skills to land with pin point accuracy.
basejumper by Ken Miller December 25, 2004
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026