Baron Davis

By far the best player in the NBA. He once said, "as long as you are respected among your peers, that's all that matters, and he has my utmost respect." He was, of course, talking about himself. Who wouldn't if they were that good? His universe-rattling dunk over AK 47 in the Western Conference Semifinals in 2007 is stuff of legend, as are his beard and streetball-beat the shit out of you fusion playing style. David Stern (NBA commissioner), commenting on the recent trade of Baron to the Cleveland Cavaliers, stated proudly, "this transaction is a million times better for the NBA than LeBitch James' 'Decision'. Baron will undoubtedly return the parity between small market and big market teams. Mark my words, Cleveland will once again be a man among boys in the NBA, just like my number one nigga boomdizzle."

Dude#1: Dude #2, who's better, Kobe Bryant or Lebron James?
Dude #2: Baron Davis for sure.

Dude #1: You're right!

Baron Davis by tmoney91 March 15, 2011

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baron davis

Great point guard now playing for the golden state warriors. Good friends with rapper the game. Has great leaping abilities, great passer and talented shooter. The best dunking point guard in the league. Sometimes refered to as bdiddy.

Did you see the dunk competion where baron davis put a headband over his eyes before the dunk.

Ya thats stupid how he put eye holes in the headband.

baron davis by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 11, 2005

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Baron Davis

Kickass point-guard for the New Orleans Hornets. Wears #1. Hails from Los Angeles and went to UCLA.

Baron Davis has dunked on Kevin Garnett and Jermaine O'neal. Who's next?

Baron Davis by d-Mack April 30, 2004

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BaronDavis'd

1. A menage-a-trois with 2 dudes and 1 chick.

2. High-fiving another dude, but then interlocking your fingers together, similar to the move used primarily in WWE wrestling to begin the match.

1. After having a couple drinks at the club, my boy and I couldnt decide who should get first dibs on the drunk whoore, so we just BaronDavis'd her.

2. At the Laker game, Kobe hit a crazy fade away and our section of the crowd went berserk. Problem is some dumbass homo straight BaronDavis'd me when we were all high-fiving!

BaronDavis'd by KennyPowers and Friends November 15, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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