The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.
Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!
by It's all a joke May 14, 2011
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A scaudly person who has a fetish for dirty crusty hair and skin. Is very good at their job. Has a favourite colleague but won't tell them. Can often look like they want to kill someone on the daily. Fiesty like a jalapeno pizza
That one is an absolute Christ Barnes
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Barn/Barned/Barning
Trade jargon; noun (present tense); noun(past tense); verb(active);
The presence of damage, or the act of damaging the working edge of a tool, leaving a gap.
i.e. using a knife to cut through a soft material embedded with a harder material (cardboard with staples, drywall with screws) might barn your blade.
"Stupid green horn barned my snips. Can't cut for shit anymore."
"Damnit, there's a huge barn in my blade now."
"This board is all barned out on the factory edge, let's use it for strips."
"The apprentice is over there barning out your snips on some hanger wire."
by Gyprock Gypsy October 8, 2021
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Known in TWHS as small PP man. he’s 2 hard. someone you would never wanna bang. Make by birth but goes as female. basically a drag queen
Damn. if i was ryan scott barnes id kermit suicide
by foreverAvirgin123 December 10, 2018
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A midnight run where two or more bros break into a barn and sodomize the living shit out of every animal. Viagra is also involved so it results in a gargantuan bone orgy.
Kyle and Sheldon fill their pockets to the brim with Viagra, patiently waiting till midnight for a much anticipated Barn Fuck.
by Majorly Beagle February 24, 2016
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v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.
by gnostic3 March 20, 2021
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Refers to edgy lyrical content similar to "legendary" ex-Cannibal Corpse and Six Feet Under vocalist Chris Barnes'. Lyrics that someone who's Barning would write include counts of rape, murder, torture, necrophilia, and misogyny. Barning can also refer to the annoying grunting that Chris Barnes calls his scream, which is made fun of on a daily basis by vocalists who actually know what they're doing.
Bro that new RealBand song was cool, but the vocalist was fuckin' Barning, bro.
by ParrotSqawk March 4, 2022
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