Christ Barnes

A scaudly person who has a fetish for dirty crusty hair and skin. Is very good at their job. Has a favourite colleague but won't tell them. Can often look like they want to kill someone on the daily. Fiesty like a jalapeno pizza

That one is an absolute Christ Barnes

Christ Barnes by anonymous November 30, 2021

Chris Barnes 

Chris Barnes is an American death metal vocalist. He gained fame as the original singer for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse. He is known for very low guttural vocals and extremely gory and violent lyrics. He recorded four albums with Cannibal Corpse ('Eaten Back to Life', 'Butchered at Birth', 'Tomb of the Mutilated', and 'The Bleeding') before leaving the band in 1995 to commit to his other band Six Feet Under. He's responsible for setting the bar for what the modern death metal vocalist sounds like (low grunting, screaming, high screeching). In 1994, he and the other members of Cannibal Corpse made a brief cameo appearance in the movie 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' playing the song "Hammer Smashed Face".

Fan 1: Dude Chris Barnes was better in CC!

Fan 2: No he's better in SFU!

Fan 1: CC!

Fan 2: SFU!

Chris Barnes by Deandakin July 21, 2012

Chris Barnes 

To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style.

Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!

Chris Barnes by Dasher10 January 13, 2009