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Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.
Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

Barnard Castle 

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."
Barnard Castle by W_M_D May 27, 2020
Barnabe, a french name.
Meaning, Better than 'You' and 'Winner', he is also very good with the girls, because of his light brown hair.
Person 1: I'm Barnabe

Person 2: Keep dreaming...

Girl: Oh my gosh, Barnabe *Hug* havent seen you in ages *Kiss*.
Barnabe by MintZzz September 19, 2010
To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.
Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!
Barnarded by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Barnard Castle eye test 

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

Barbarella 

Barbarella is the best girl you'll ever meet. She's blazing hot, has awesome outfits, hangs out with aliens and she's overall as beautiful as "Wish You Were Here". She's also kind, loving and emotional. She's very musical and has a great voice (but if you take her to a club she'll be louder than the band itself). If you ever meet a Barbarella, you're one lucky bastard.
Dude 1: "Man, who's that? She lookes aaaweeesome"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Barbarella, the chick that shagged every alien kn the galaxy"
Barbarella by farccasch September 10, 2020