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barm cake 

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you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser
barm cake by theflightymadam August 3, 2009
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Barm Cake • Tomato Barmcake • barm • pasty barm • Pie Barm • Smack barm pea wet

Barm Cake 

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When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake
Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake
Barm Cake by Leepy April 18, 2006
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Barm cake 

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To barm cake is to ask for anal sex
Jill can I barm cake you?
Barm cake by Matty d September 30, 2014
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Tomato Barmcake 

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Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region
Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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