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barm cake 

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser
barm cake by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

Barm Cake 

When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake
Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake
Barm Cake by Leepy April 18, 2006

Barm cake 

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex
Jill can I barm cake you?
Barm cake by Matty d September 30, 2014

Tomato Barmcake 

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region
Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong
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Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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