Barm cake

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

by Matty d September 30, 2014

Barm Cake

A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.

Dont be stupid you barm cake

by Macc Lad July 19, 2004

barm cake

See Balm cake

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser

by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

Barm Cake

When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake

Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake

by Leepy April 18, 2006