Barm Cake 

A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.

Dont be stupid you barm cake

Barm Cake by Macc Lad July 19, 2004

barm cake 

See Balm cake

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser

barm cake by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

Barm Cake 

When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake

Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake

Barm Cake by Leepy April 18, 2006

Barm cake 

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

Barm cake by Matty d September 30, 2014

Tomato Barmcake 

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region

Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong

Tomato Barmcake by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022