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Bark At The Moon 

1. A song by Ozzy Ozzborn
2. Analingus; The act of giving oral pleasures to your partner's anus; Eating out the anus; Tounging an anus; Shoving your tongue into an anus and exploring via tongue.
Guy 1: Damn, her ass is FINE!
Guy 2: I'd like to bark at HER moon!
Guy 1: wtf o_O

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Guy: So, bend over?
Girl: Why?
Guy: I want to bark at the moon! :D *Howls*
Girl: O_O
Guy: Please?
Girl: Fine v_v
Bark At The Moon by Kajiotaku November 13, 2007

bark at the moon 

gaping a girl ass as to fasten inside a flashlight, that will illuminate her ass to look like that of the moon, then you and your friends bark at her in her shame
mark: that whore last night totally let us bark at the moon
blu: no way

mark:yup and she wouldn't give back my flashlight
bark at the moon by mark springs October 7, 2011

Bark At the Moon 

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
They cursed and buried him along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
In empty burning hell, unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong, so wrong
Oh, yeah baby
Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon
Bark At the Moon by Death Menace March 12, 2023

eat shit and bark at the moon 

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.
Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

Eat Shit & Bark at the moon 

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.
" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"

eat shit and bark at the moon 

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.
After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.
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