by fsdhbshgjfjs November 13, 2007
jewelry that is inexpensive; usually made with rhinestones or crystals instead of real diamonds, but is worn to appear so. An imitation or knockoff of a genuine piece sold at a much cheaper retail price.
She thinks her boyfriend bought her a real diamond for her engagement ring, but that's total bargain bling.
by Corazon "Baby C" De Jesus November 29, 2007
In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.
"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
by Smirkbetweenyourlegs July 19, 2015
A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
by New Sky November 26, 2010
I just picked up a nixon jacket and adio shoes for a fourth of the price! i have such a bargain boner right now.
by Mammoth October 2, 2013
by Sexydimma July 2, 2022